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Happy birthday today to my brother, John! He is a detective in Kitty Hawk, North Carolina, as
well as being intelligent, creative, and rather silly. While he was a patrol cop, I could have
given you some advice about avoiding a ticket. If you were speeding and he pulled you over, you
could have waved your hand at him and said, "These aren't the droids you're looking for." I bet
he'd have let you off for that.
If you were driving drunk, however, he would have nailed you. Anyway, he's a detective now, so
he doesn't pull people over anymore.
So, again, a very happy birthday to my big bro!
- Grayson Towler
August, 2006
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